I think Dom (?) told me once (she read somewhere) that this was a bad year for monkeys and I remember being rather heartened by the news. Not sure if she meant this calendar year or the Chinese year but even if it's the Chinese year - at least the year will be over come February, and perhaps it wasn't all my fault after all? Alright. Enough already. Let me end this on something else which should definitely be written somewhere on the Net for posterity - you know how people sometimes dream of being chased by a shadowy something? Fay once dreamt of being chased by a giant shadowy penis. Yes and sweet dreams to you too.