Sunday, June 12, 2005

One Reason I'll Never Be A Writer

I'm told that there were a couple of brothers (? perhaps it was a single solitary person) working on a novel or script who were penniless and so, for the time it took them to finish their novel (or script), collected free packets of tomato ketchup from fast food restaurants and diluted the ketchup to drink as tomato juice.

I don't think I would have the stomach for that.