1. I have too much stuff. It's not a question of tidying my room; there's nowhere to tidy the stuff to. In? What I need is a grand purge.
2. I am easily defeated (see 1).
Although I did find $30. And my Columbia graduation certificate. (Wonder where the Oxford one is? Did I graduate?) Proving that tidiness brings its own reward.
Addendum (9.11 pm): I found two bricks in my room. Why?