Item found while making a half-assed attempt to clean my room:
(1) Fragment of newsprint stapled to a finger and a fraction of an ear: "characters, energy and personality a plus. Bring tap shoes and a song"
(2) Some ST article headline: "Fertility lost to the toys of the new age?"
(3) [Aside]: What am I to do with all that you have sent me?
(4) The contents of one pouch: a tiny lock and key, a larger lock and key, 50 pence and one blue bead
(5) A list written on office stationery: 1. Steve; 2. tax; 3. emails; 4. work.