1. People are lumpy and misshapen. When you cut out their photos in Photoshop? And you try to capture each strand of hair and follow the line of their sleeve? It takes a good deal of judicious airbrushing before they look like how I fondly imagine real people to look, i.e. non-lumpy and quite shapen.
2. I know the steering wheel tends towards the straight and narrow, if left to itself, but roads don't; they curve just for me.
3. Can we start a campaign against jaywalkers? And a traffic light awareness campaign?