resume

education:
new york, 2002-3:

have learnt:
that i want to marry jeff tweedy
or jack white
or anne carson
or frank o'hara, who okay is dead but is still as likely a prospect as all the others
that there is such a thing as too much pastrami even in a katz's sandwich
that woody allen is a god
even if he always plays woody allen in his movies
that hannah arendt can sound good talking complete nonsense
but i can't in my papers on her
to make pecan and pumpkin pies
separately, that is
that sometimes the dying light is golden on the hudson
that love is as possible as difficult as necessary as breathing
or laughter

have never:
taken a man shopping against his will
ordered pastrami on white bread with mayonnaise
or anything with mayonnaise
stolen any CDs (i gave them all back)

am in deep denial about having to work. and in the civil service.