11.55 a.m. i.e. a time when I really shouldn't be in my room eating cornflakes with orange juice (separately) and listening to illegally-downloaded music.

room inventory:
- cups with tea dregs caramelizing in them: 1
- posters etc. decorating walls in tasteful manner: 0
- t-shirts, jeans etc. piled on back of chair/bed: 8?
- cornflake crumbs on floor: ask the cockroaches
- knives badly in need of washing: 1
- papers, stolen library slips, tea bags etc. randomly strewn across room: innumerable
- of which, copies of the onion: 2
- classes i have completed the reading for: 0

wheee